Pink Locker Girls to the Rescue!

So a few days ago, our friend ccmay commented that she was feeling down and would love to be cheered up. In a flash, Pink Locker girls came to the rescue and gave support and even told jokes!

Hurray for Hugsandsmiles, Karate Girl 36, layladolphin, superbunny, littlebuzzingbee, katelyna, Born2Bme, and everyone who chimed in to help! Here's our contribution to the joke department:

Why did the orange go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well!

 Now it's your turn. Do you know a good joke?





Think pink!
Jemma 

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Anonymous Lucy said...

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
It hasn't come out yet!

November 11, 2012 at 11:48 PM  
Anonymous littlebuzzybee said...

Thankyou so much for the logo!

I'm glad I could help, I love cheering up others so I hope we made you feel a bit better :)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!

November 12, 2012 at 2:34 AM  
Anonymous superbunny said...

Yessssss!!!!! I got a logooooo!!!! I have tears in my eyes right now! Thanks Jemma and God bless you!
God bless you guys!!!

November 12, 2012 at 7:38 AM  
Anonymous Pinkadink said...

What food do you...

Throw away the outside
Cook the inside
Eat the outside
And throw away the inside?

CORN!!!!!
~Feel Better ccmay!!!!!

November 12, 2012 at 8:54 AM  
Anonymous nerd said...

Oh that's very sweet of you people!

What's brown and sticky?
........................
A stick!

November 12, 2012 at 9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Lucy and littlebuzzybee

THOSE ARE VERY SMART!

November 12, 2012 at 9:59 AM  
Anonymous Fight4WhatULove said...

PLEASE, PLEASE, can I have a logo? PLEASE?!?!

November 12, 2012 at 11:00 AM  
Anonymous Piggy Girl said...

What did the Teddy Bear say after dinner?
I'm stuffed.

November 12, 2012 at 11:31 AM  
Anonymous cutiepie4eversophie said...

Aww thats soo sweet for the girls to help out like that. Congrats for getting the logos guys!! Stay happy!! My joke is what state is round on the sides and high in the middle? Ohio!!! Get it?!?? Lol

November 12, 2012 at 12:50 PM  
Anonymous Vanessa said...

I have 12 arms, 1 foot, and 79 eyes. What am I?
A liar! :)
Happy that all you PLS girls decided to help out! :) :) :)
We can always count on you!

November 12, 2012 at 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Serene said...

This is so coincidental!I just got a pet bunny and im naming her Cecilia!!!Make a logo for me! i like libraries ,flowers,and my fave colour is purple.

November 12, 2012 at 3:15 PM  
Anonymous Bluetiful Blossom said...

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt! =D

November 12, 2012 at 6:39 PM  
Blogger Jemma said...

Do you need to put two of every animal on an ark?

Cause I Noah guy.

November 12, 2012 at 8:00 PM  
Anonymous Icygirl;) said...

Jemma that joke is awesome!

November 13, 2012 at 12:20 AM  
Anonymous Piggy Girl said...

Oh my gosh! I LOVE that joke. I used to hear it when I was younger, but I haven't heard it in forever!

November 13, 2012 at 12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@lucy
lol that was super funny
how do u join this blog btw
i really need to know how



























November 13, 2012 at 10:12 AM  
Anonymous watermelonpuppy said...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He was feeling crumby! Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide! Why did the lettus blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Did you hear about the person who had his left side cut off? He's all right now! What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do you have problems! A farmer drives by a house with two girls playing in the front yard. The first one asks what the farmer has in his truck. "Fertilizer, " he replies. "And what are you going to do with it?" Asked the second. "Put it on strawberrys, " answers the farmer. "You should come over to our house, " says the first girl, "we put sugar and cream on ours!"

November 13, 2012 at 4:16 PM  
Anonymous abbie said...

to the person one message above me: so in order to join this club, u just come here whenver u want, and whenever you post or ask questions, u can choose to put anonymous(which u did) or any screen name u want!
:)join the PLS, it's awesome!!

November 13, 2012 at 5:44 PM  
Anonymous Pinkadink said...

That's a really cool joke!

November 13, 2012 at 6:14 PM  
Anonymous Pinkadink said...

There is no official way to"join" this site. Just comment. If you mean how do you create a screen name, when you clip on the little section by "comment as:" select Name/URL. Type in a name amd leave the URL spot blank. Then click on publish to write the comment.

November 13, 2012 at 6:17 PM  
Blogger Jemma said...

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty (2:30)

November 13, 2012 at 6:44 PM  
Anonymous Ccmay said...

Awe thanks jemma!! All these pls gals are amazing!! Thanks again to all the great people who gave me support on my big-bad bully day!!

November 13, 2012 at 8:18 PM  
Anonymous emmy said...

What is full of holes but still can hold water??



A sponge!
hahaha

November 13, 2012 at 9:50 PM  
Anonymous Piggy Girl said...

I have a few state jokes below. I will write it how it sounds first, then write the real state name in parentheses next to it:

What did dela wear (delaware)?
A new jersey (new jersey).

What did misses sip (Mississippi)?
A mini soda (Minnesota).

Why did cali phone ya (California)?
To say how are ya (Hawaii).

PS. This last one is a little far fetched, but I hope you still like it :)

November 14, 2012 at 1:06 AM  
Anonymous _xhello_kitty_x said...

yayyy im so happy iii have a logo woohoo

November 14, 2012 at 9:50 AM  
Anonymous hugsandkiss said...

@everyone that helped me

thanxs for all the help on here everything else on here is different to what else i get on that are blogs;)

November 14, 2012 at 9:51 AM  
Anonymous _hellopinkngreen_ said...

I am too happy for an anonymous reason that happened at school

November 14, 2012 at 9:53 AM  
Anonymous Crazy Cookie =D said...

LoL everbody has good jokes, and i cant think of one! :)

November 14, 2012 at 7:25 PM  
Anonymous Blackblood Wolf said...

Did you hear about the girl that swallowed 3 dimes and 1 nickel?

No change yet!


There's an invisible woman at the door!
Tell her I can't see right now!


What did one wolf say to the other?
Howl's it going??

November 14, 2012 at 8:43 PM  
Anonymous Hugsandsmiles said...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine) what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no eyed deer) what does one grape say to another one? Nohing grapes cant talk What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper (read/red) there are lots of versions of this one. How do you kill an elephant? With an elephant gun. how do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Dont be silly, there is no such thing as a purple elephant. This next one only works out loud. If frozen water is iced water, and frozen lemonade is iced lemonade, what is frozen ink? (iced ink) smile live laugh

November 15, 2012 at 6:55 AM  
Anonymous Hugsandsmiles said...

Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Banana, banana who?Knock-knock, who's there? Orange, orange who? Orange you glad I didnt say banana? Smiles everyone and Ccmay, you totally deserve all this, as you are one of the best contributors to the PLS blog, and I hope you are feeling better. Smiles

November 15, 2012 at 7:06 AM  
Anonymous hugsandkiss said...

wat did the smile say to the laugh?

hey u smile when
u laugh

November 15, 2012 at 9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did one math book say to the other?

I've got problems. :)

November 15, 2012 at 11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a joke I think about when I'm on my period... "Period jokes are not funny. People just ovary-act."

November 15, 2012 at 9:48 PM  
Anonymous littlebuzzybee said...

haha! I love the period joke!

November 16, 2012 at 2:13 AM  
Anonymous hello kitty said...

lol to the one who it is rite above me lol

November 16, 2012 at 9:47 AM  
Anonymous _hellopinkngreen_ said...

L:knock knock
J:who's there
L:yoddle la he
J:yoddle la he who?
L:I didnt kow you could yoddle

November 16, 2012 at 9:55 AM  
Anonymous hugsandkiss said...

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?

A. a chair!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is a horse like a wedding?

A: Because they both need a GROOM!!!

Q.Why was Rita carrying a ladder?

A.Because she was going to high school!

November 16, 2012 at 9:55 AM  
Anonymous hugsandkiss said...

heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


haha u were so lazy that u didnt even read all the hehes that u missed the one that has to heehe

now u try to look for it and notice that there isnt one

November 16, 2012 at 9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a pretty dumb joke... The boys in my class always say it but its so funny it makes me laugh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor??
I lost my tractor!

I know really dumb, but it always cheers me up! :-) have a great day pls girls!!

November 16, 2012 at 11:06 PM  
Anonymous Piggy Girl said...

Why cant a bike stand up on it's own?

Because it's two-tired (too tired)

November 17, 2012 at 5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl: I like to eat.
Mum: Well, what do you like to eat, sweetie?
Girl: Food.

November 18, 2012 at 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the toast dance on the jam jar? It said twist to open! Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Dr who? You just said it! Why did the left hand cross the road? It was the right way to get to the second hand shop. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What's green, hairy and goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift! Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to!

Hope this cheers you all up!

November 20, 2012 at 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did the traffic light say to the pedestrian crossing the road?
Don't look, I'm changing! How do you make a sausage roll? Throw it down a hill! ( geddit? Sausage roll- you eat them? Never mind)
What did the tomato say to the romantic tomato? You're so romantic, I love it when you get saucy with me! What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You're to young to smoke!

November 20, 2012 at 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Aimeestars said...

Im about to tell a really cheesy joke now: what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!(no eye deer) lol! Hehehe keep smiling ccmay! Xxxx :)

November 20, 2012 at 4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just posted my logo on instagram so if u see layladolphin around that is me

November 22, 2012 at 7:32 AM  
Anonymous katelynla said...

Oooh yay! Ccmay I hope your feeling better. :D I hate it when people are sad!

November 23, 2012 at 12:20 PM  
Anonymous Blackblood Wolf said...

YOU WILL NOT GET THESE IF YOU AREN'T IN BAND OR SOMETHING SIMILAR!!!!!!!

Q: How are trumpets like pirates?
A: They both murder on the high C's

Q: Why was the clarinet invented?
A: To make the oboe look good, mess up someones fingers, and ensure there is always someone to steal reeds from.

Q: How is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The bassoon burns longer

Q: What did the saxophone player get on his IQ test?
A: Drool

Q: How is a french horn divine?
A: Man blows into it, only God knows what comes out of it.

November 23, 2012 at 6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It had a bad fall!
Hehehe, get it? Fall as in trip, and Fall as in Autumn!

November 25, 2012 at 5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What has no nose, no mouth, no ears, no arms, or legs but still makes lots of noise??


A telephone!

November 25, 2012 at 10:12 PM  
Anonymous x_hugsandkisses_x said...

I am super happy right now lol

November 27, 2012 at 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: what has four legs but kant move
A:a chair :) lol

November 27, 2012 at 9:50 AM  
Anonymous pinklover said...

i think that this ARE THE BEST BOOKS EVER

November 28, 2012 at 8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A horse walks into a bar (wait... pause it. Is saying he's in a bar inappropriate? I dunno) and the bartender says "Why such the long face?"

November 29, 2012 at 9:48 PM  
Anonymous Hallie said...

What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yoddle Lay He!
Yoddle Lay He who?
Wow I didn't know you could yoddle!
GREAT JOB PLS-manias! :)

December 2, 2012 at 3:08 PM  
Anonymous Loving Peaches said...

Love the jokes everyone!!!

December 6, 2012 at 6:25 PM  
Anonymous awesomeness said...

Hey, congrats 2 everyone who got a logo!
Well this is a joke my Dad came up with, but it's not really funny: Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!

December 10, 2012 at 4:40 PM  
Anonymous plsrocks said...

yeah ur right. its not funny at all. no offense tho. here r some jokes i just thought up: y is cinderella bad at soccer? becuz she keeps running awat from the ball!
ok people of PLS keep calm and have fun!

December 18, 2012 at 8:55 PM  
Anonymous awesomeness said...

Love ur joke. Yeah, no offense I thought my dads's joke was stupid 2! He tells it every year 2 a bunch of kids he meets and by the end of the week they all yell in a bored voice: "TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION!!"

December 20, 2012 at 11:08 AM  
Anonymous awesomeness and giants girl said...

i have some jokes and i want to know if there funny 1.Q: why did the chicken cross the road A:to prove he was not a chicken
1.Q:what do you call a blind dinosuar A:a doyouthinkhesaurus

January 21, 2013 at 9:21 AM  
Anonymous giant girl said...

hi help my parents say i have to be better than them and i have to be perfect howdo i tell them to stop i cant be perfect

January 22, 2013 at 6:49 PM  
Anonymous Chocoholic Jr. said...

Q. why did the one-armed man cross the road?

A. To get to the second hand shop!

Q. Will you remeber me for a day? Yes

Will you remeber me for a week? Yes

Will you remeber me for a month? Yes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

See, you forgot me already!

January 28, 2013 at 12:23 PM  
Anonymous ShopaholicFashionista said...

There are a couple of boys that like me and now I'm in the middle of a love triangle! I'm a afraid I might hurt the other boy if I pick the other. I don't know what to do! Please help!

February 12, 2013 at 7:17 PM  
Anonymous kewlkatkitty said...

knock knock
who is there?
you
you who?
i'm right here. jeez!
har har!

March 4, 2013 at 4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where can i take my girlfriend on a date? i live in the uk in norfolk so i need something close to home to do. Also she doesn't like outdoorsy stuff and we've already done the cinema. I need an answer soonish please cos we have holidays soon. Thanks guys!

March 7, 2013 at 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Pierced Princess said...

Take her to a nice dinner and you should wear a tux!!!Hope this helps!!!!!!!!!:)

March 20, 2013 at 10:38 AM  
Anonymous Pierced Princess said...

ShopaholicFashionista: Just say that you need some time to think!!!!!!!!Hope it helps!!!!!!!!!!

March 20, 2013 at 10:40 AM  
Anonymous Pierced Princess said...

This site is for girls!!!

March 20, 2013 at 10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me PLS!
I am new to this school and I have just 6 friends. But I use to be friends with these other super rude girls and since I left them ('Cause they were so rude) they can't stop taking about me. Well those same rude "friends" talk about me behind my back and they always do stuff like smirk at me, glare at me and other mean stuff like that. Even though I found new friends that are way better, they still are rude to me.

I wanted your opinion. What should I do? They whisper in each others ears and I know it's about me 'cause half the time they are looking at me. I really want your help because one of my actual nice friends told me to come here to solve my 'Situations' and 'Issues'. It just feels really bad to be talked about. I like my old school better. :(

April 4, 2013 at 5:53 PM  
Anonymous Jo Journalist said...

Put on that 'I know something you don't know' face, and that will keep those mean girls quiet. Good luck! :]

April 4, 2013 at 11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the snot video was lol

April 22, 2013 at 8:21 PM  

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